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I have a downloaded copy of the NHL 23-24 rulebook, and...
GUYS!!! GUYS!!!!!! INSIDE OR OUTSIDE THE CREASE!!!!!!!

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You, the driver and the horrible no good day
cw: for once, wardrobe malfunctions work for you, not against you. Accidentally flashing your driver leads to smut ft. oral (f. receiving), titjobs, 69, age gaps, praise and cock warming.
Lewis Hamilton- Lewis was taking his job as your very new, very rich boyfriend very seriously. When his schedule is free enough to finally ask you out, he's low-key concerned. Why were you suggesting seedy bars and cheap sandwich places? When he found out that's where your exes had taken you, he had to do something. So he went ahead and booked a restaurant on the Michelin star wait list. It was mostly to impress you. And he also wanted to have a good meal.
You were never late. Especially for a day you had been anticipating. But also you had no dresses for a fancy restaurant. An impromptu shopping trip that included Victoria's Secret. Time to shower and glam up. Unreliable transport. And that all amounted to trouble. Thankfully the restaurant was right in front of you. With a minute to spare, you broke out into a little sprint. You could feel your panties being a bit too big. They were sliding down your body, but you were too focused to care. Lewis was also in your sights now. He's leaning against a pillar, smirking at you, looking delicious. You stop right in front of him and your panties land squarely on his expensive shoes.
"Nice to see you too." He says through a smile. You both bend down to fix it, cause otherwise it would look more awkward. Once you're decent you go to apologize, but as soon as you look at your date's eyes, well. You're not sure who started the kiss, or how you end up pressed against a wall right in front of the high class restaurant. His lips are on your neck, and you're already starting to feel something in your stomach. Then your brain makes the connection where you are.
"Our reservation" you exclaim.
"Honey, did you forget who I am? They can wait. Don't make that face. When you still hadn't arrived, I went in and it's fine." He places a quick kiss against your cheek and leads you in the restaurant. He was definitely starving now, but not for anything to eat.
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You two had already broken so many rules of first dates already. Having been speaking for a few months already, your meal wasn’t filled with ice breaker questions and shyness. Maybe it was that comfort that eased you. Or the very expensive glass of wine your boyfriend recommended. But you had ended up in his hotel room, wearing only your thong, with Lewis between your legs asking ‘’Is this okay?’’.
As soon as you said yes, he was kissing up your thighs. The driver was so pretty, you couldn’t help but just keep looking at him. Him, moving your thong aside, but not taking it off. Him holding eye contact as he places his lips on your clit. Him, holding your legs, open wide.
Him, replacing his mouth with his fingers, so he can talk you through it. Him, forehead pressed to yours, telling you, ‘’Don’t hold back. Listen to your body. It’s telling you what you need’’.
Him, moving his fingers faster. Him, saying ‘’That’s it, come for me.’’. You got to see his pretty face become even more handsome as you palmed his cock. Going down on him, you were looking for a little dessert of your own. The perfect finish to an unforgettable meal.
Daniel Ricciardo- Attending any GP was a dream come true for you. But the Australian one was the most special. Not because it was gonna be your first one. But also because it was a certain Alpha Tauri driver’s home race. And you were gonna cheer him on extra loud, because he was your boyfriend, albeit a secret one.
Danny had gotten you paddock passes. You were well known and successful enough in your area, so it made sense for you to be invited. But the actual processing kept you on your toes. You couldn’t justify your boyfriend paying for your flight or anything else.
Thank God for flash sales. Everything was very last minute, and in the mad rush to the airport, you forgot your suitcase. Thankfully your passport was in your bag and you managed to board the plane. Danny picked you up, because you texted him in your frazzled state. Jetlagged you and your over excited boyfriend went shopping and got you a cropped white office shirt. Along with navy blue summer pants, you were ready for tomorrow. Or so you thought.
Apparently, you had underestimated the number of critters around you. Even in the paddock, you could see some of the big bees flying around. Someone around you swore that there was a giant spider crawling out of the grass. Suddenly, you wish you were with the groundhogs in Canada. At least Daniel drove like he was back in his prime. You’re so focused on watching him that you don’t feel the huge spider getting snug on your chest. When the driver is done with his quali, he walks over to you. ‘’Guess I’m not the only Aussie that likes you, huh.’’, he notes, motioning to the creepy crawly. You completely freak out, trying to get the spider off you.
The victim of this wasn’t the insect, but the integrity of your shirt. Your buttons scattered on the ground. Like the proverbial pears of viewers if the director pans to you. Thankfully, no one sees your exposed chest, but your boyfriend. Who quickly spins you around and glues you to his back, like you’re a koala on a branch. You’re pressed up so tightly that your nipples are hard, making you both groan. You basically barricade yourself in the driver’s room until the admin brings you an Alpha Tauri shirt. You secretly wonder if Danny likes you wearing it or finds it cringe.
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When your boyfriend pulls you into his hotel room and immediately takes it off your chest, you don’t have much time to reflect. While usually your makeout sessions had remained pretty PG (leaving you pretty sexually frustrated), this one was all bites and hickeys, tinged with desire.
‘’Get on the bed’’ Danny said as your head was still reeling from his forwardness. Where was this guy when you were wearing your shortest dresses, intent on sleeping with him, only to be wished goodnight with a peck on the cheek. And now his hand was smacking your other cheeks, mumbling something about impatience. As you laid down, you watched him take off his pants, hard cock popping up in your view. You guessed he’d heard your soft ‘’Fuck, it’s so big’’ by the signature smile appearing on his face. As if intent on making you explode on the spot, he adds.
‘’You know, darling, I'm usually a gentleman. But your tits have been driving me crazy this whole day. So I’ll use them to get off. Can’t say I usually finish first, but I need you so bad. But I promise I’ll make it up to you, a couple of times even. So can I?’’. After letting you finish saying yes, he straddles you, tongue and teeth all over your breasts. His cock was rubbing against the sheets, reminding him of the need to get off. He asks you to hold your palms flat against the side of your chest. Your boobs are pressed together and he slides his cock between them.
Danny catches your eyes and sees that you look confused.
‘’Does this feel good’’ you ask, followed by ‘’Should I be doing something more?’’ and ‘’I could stick out my tongue,so it feels like a blowjob.’’
‘’I know what I’m doing.’’ he practically barks at you, and makes a mental note of how your eyes glaze over in pleasure. You now just stare at him in fascination now, mesmerized by his flushed, pretty face, how he’s put his large hands over yours, how his cock fits perfectly like this, even though the precum is making you sticky. Daniel pulls away and jerks himself off over your chest, making your pretty tits even prettier by covering them with his cum. You, dipping your finger and tasting it, is the last thing he sees before he sets off to make sure you at least come second.
Oscar Piastri- ‘’Oscar, it’s hot’’, you say for the upteenth time. When your boyfriend had the bright idea to bring you to Australia for the summer break, you agreed. Maybe it was the curiosity to go to a new place, maybe you were wondering how he would introduce you to his friends. You didn't anticipate that it would be spent on beaches or indoors. Oscar somehow neglected to tell you about his broken AC. You were practically daydreaming about the ice bath from Singapore. And not just because Oscar was sitting in front of you shirtless. To beat the heat, he claims. What you do next is pure muscle memory. With all the activities lined up, you're always wearing a sports bra or a bikini top underneath your shirt. Maybe it was the climate fogging up your brain. Maybe it was the fact that you were living out of a backpack and clothes were everywhere. But today, of all days, you aren't wearing anything. So there you are, not only flashing your boyfriend, but also not being aware of it.
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"Um, honey. This isn't gonna help me much with the heat. In fact, it's gonna be worse.”. You're surprised that he would get so flustered over what you had on and glance down. With a quiet yelp, you cross your arms over your chest. Oscar moved next to you, rubbing your back and reassuring you that there's nothing to be embarrassed about. He gives your forehead kisses,his lips trail to your cheeks and your mouth. One thing leads to another, and his face is practically buried in your neck. Between bites, he'd say you have “perfect fucking tits”, calling you stunning and breathtaking. Oscar pulls you into his lap, and you see that he's not all talk, but also all action. As you grind against his hardon, he tells you.
“Well, that's not gonna fix itself, is it?”. You go still for a moment and he thinks he's fucked it all up. His horny brain took over the rational one, but now he had to dial it down.
“I mean, it could fix itself, if you need. It's totally okay if you aren't ready to go any further.” he backtracks.
“No, I mean, it just took me by surprise, that's all. Now I'm short circuiting between all the things I've been fantasizing about. And apparently I'm not shutting the fuck up, despite being so embarrassed I wanna die.” you reply, obviously really excited by this development.
“Yeah? Tell me what you want from me. Please, wanna hear you.” he asks and you're reminded why you like him so much.
“Is this a time to quote Mark Webber about the Australian kiss? I mean, when in Rome, right?”
“Never thought I would be having to think about my mentor with a raging boner. Okay, now that I've said that, it's cursed, let me just shut up and do what I've been wanting to do.”
Oscar's rambling ended with kisses from your chest down to your cunt. When his lips find your clit, it's electrifying. Yet, he's there, making sure you feel good, while getting nothing in return. You know sex doesn't have to work like it always does. You know that it's not always an equal amount of pleasure distributed even among the people having it. Yet, you know that if your boyfriend keeps eating you out, you'll have the best orgasm of your life, followed by the best sleep of your life. So you take matters into your own hands. Or should we say, mouth?
“Oscar, come here. As hot as it is to see you between my legs, let's change up this position, shall we?”
He agrees because he doesn't really care about the logistics of this, he had a taste of you, and now he's starved. So you move your thighs on either side of his head like earmuffs. You wait, just a moment for him to make the first move. As you lick a stripe down (or is it technically up here?) his cock, you feel him groan against you. God really has favorites, you think as you slowly tease the head with your tongue. But your wonderful boyfriend isn't about to make this into a long session. Nope, he's frantic, intense, hands on your thighs, spreading you open. His tongue is more than enough, yet he adds a finger and you're ready to just come right there. Well two could play at that game.
You take him deeper, slightly gagging as he hits the back of your throat. And that makes him even more insatiable. His touches slow, yet his hips move up ever so slightly. Absolutely filling your mouth with his cock. It's a bit rough, but exactly what you need to come on his tongue. He fuck you through it, not pulling away until his own cum is in your throat.
5 minutes and some post sex boring stuff later, and you're in his arms, as he praises you for being so good and doing so well for him. This was a trip you'd definitely remember. It's quiet but filled with crackling energy, like Oscar himself.
Fernando Alonso - You and Fernando had a bet. It was a bit unusual, but he requested to have you go out clubbing with him and the team after his DNFs. Normally, you and him interacted in two ways. The first was you doing your job as his assistant, keeping him on track about his commitments. The second was behind closed doors. Where the older man would be busy pinning you to a wall and kissing you. The club would be a dangerous threshold. Who would you be there? Well, in Mexico, you found out.
Nando's weekend was shaping up to be unpredictable. From missing media day, to celebrating his 400th Grand Prix, to the quick end of said race. As soon as he retired to the garage, you were there, asking how you could be useful. You swear there's a mischievous glint in his eyes, yet you brush it off. He just reminds you of the party bet and asks you to fetch his phone. You comply, and the two of you sit side by side, not talking. You're drafting press release statements and tweets. He's shopping? When you look his way and ask how he's doing on his post race comments, you see him just close his banking app? Fernando's antics stopped surprising you long ago. Or so you thought.
You're back at the hotel with half a mind to just lay down in the nice bed and not move until the flight. But someone from reception hands you a luxurious shopping bag and says that this was just delivered for you earlier. You thank them and bring it up to your room. You take the elegantly crafted Channel box and open it. You don't wanna think what just the shipping on this thing was. It's a dress. A gorgeous, Aston Martin green dress. That looks like it could be used as a fancy cocktail napkin. You look at the note "For tonight, - F". You really cannot say no to this.
Yet you barely have it on your body. Nando bought this with only himself in mind. He didn't consider that it had thin straps and a plunging neckline. Which you could live with, if it wasn't also riding up every time you took a step.And of course, Nando picked a practically backless number, so you couldn't even wear a bra.
You don't belong. In the taxi with your boss, who's also your boyfriend, Lance and his "new female friend". You're kinda squished in the back between the two men, as Fernando can't help but pull you closer to him. You'd be in his lap, if it was up to him. But even though his teammate could keep a secret, the girl in the front seat was worrying you.
"Why did you pick up a grid bunny before your breakup with Lou was announced? Lance, I don't wanna see cheating rumors tomorrow on Instagram. " you say, in French. Thank fuck for your parents pushing you to learn that in school.
"She's gonna pose as your friend when we walk in. After that, I can be sneaky. And you? Did Nando give you a big tip to get you here tonight, or what? You never come out with us." the young man implied something. You chose to ignore his innuendo.
"He has his traditions, I don't wanna upset him. You know how he gets when he's sulky."
You also dismiss that Fernando had wrapped his arm against your waist and that his grip had been tightening ever since you mentioned his name.
"You're gonna crease my dress, Mr. Alonso." you commented.
"Look who speaks English. Thought French was the official cab language." he's mad and you can sense it in his tone.
"I'm sorry sir, we just needed a quick word about security. Figured it was best not to bother you. As I said to Mr. Stroll, we don't wanna be spotted and all over social media tomorrow." you clarify.
"Of course. But some things you have to let everyone know. Or else they might get the wrong idea. Besides, don't I pay you to tell me things" He continued. You were gonna need to also use your broken Spanish, you guessed. Duolingo had nothing on you. Taming your boyfriend was on your bingo card, but not like this. Not in front of an audience. You pray that the girl can't focus on both giving directions and snooping on you.
"Are you jealous? Over him? " you ask.
"I'm gonna ruin you tonight" he states, then his words consisted of something about everyone and seeing. Before you could probe further into his head, the cab driver stopped. He dropped you off on the empty street, far away from the lights or a queue. After a bit of a walk and through a back door you found yourself in the club.
Fernando was a party animal(we've all seen the NYE pictures with George Russel). You left him to be in his zone. You, on the other hand, glued yourself to a bar seat, slowly getting through a cocktail, water, water and then another cocktail. You occupied your hands with incessantly checking the gossip sites. So far, you were in the clear.
"You gonna spend all night here? Shame, when you look like this." a familiar voice says next to you.
"Lance, what a surprise. I'm sure your companion is also dressed nicely. You should tell her this." you reply, not willing to entertain him.
"She's not much of a talker. Anyway, she went to the bathroom." You glance at the line and spot the girl there. You will her to come back and ask the driver pestering you to take her home. She, unsurprisingly, cannot read your mind.
"Dance with me." He continues. It's no use for you to argue when you know just how rarely he hears no. Besides, you could use some movement. You stand up, and don't miss his eyes trailing up your legs as you pull your dress down. You sway your body to the rhythm, a little stiffly, but you get it. For a good minute you forget all your worries. You're just dancing with a very drunk coworker. That's normal. The strap of your dress falls down your shoulder, and Lance reaches out to fix it. You think nothing of it. In a second, you feel a hand on your waist, pulling you away from the driver. You're frozen, not knowing whether to scream or try to fight. Then the man behind you says
"Why was he touching you, doll? Why did Lance have his hands on what's mine?". It's Fernando. He had been the one pulling you away. You're still too stunned to speak. When you finally go back to your senses, you reply.
"You can't just do that, you grabbed me, I was terrified. What if it hadn't been you,what if it was some stranger." Tears are on the corners of your eyes and he just takes you outside through the same back door you came in.
"I'm sorry." he says as you're still crying outside. He's calling a taxi and you still can't calm down, won't get close to him or touch him. "I'm sorry for not thinking. I'm sorry for letting the jealousy get to me. I'm sorry for not telling you it was me and that we're going. I'm so scared of losing you that I didn't care.". Your hiccups dissipate and you finally look at him.
"It's gonna be okay, Nando. Just the whole thing has been fucking insane. Can you come here and hug me? This fucking stupid dress of yours is making me so cold." you reply.
"It's a pretty dress. And you wear it well." he notes, as he wraps his arms around you.
"Can't fucking believe you had to drag me out of the club because Lance was drunk and sad about his breakup.". You're ignoring his flirting, because you know you'd melt back into his arms soon. And you're not sure if he deserves it.
"You didn't seem to be having much fun there anyway." He observes and you're happy that he's had the time and decency to check up on you. Suddenly you realize that all he's done tonight is try to show you off and care for you.
"Well, I never got to dance with you. Or have you sneakily pull me off to the side and kiss me. Which you can still do." You say, suddenly in a good mood.
"You sure you want a kiss now? I can wait, if you're still upset at me, doll." He asks.
“Well aren't you so chivalrous. Kiss me, Fernando. Before our can driver comes and sees.” you whisper, your words only between him, you and the night air.
Not needing you to tell him twice, he tilts your chin up and kisses you. In a second, it's all tongue and bites and his hands move to your ass. The fucking dress he bought you was paying off by the minute. He had agreed with you to wait before making your relationship physical. Tonight, he would try to not wait anymore. But it was all up to you. You who was currently gripping his shirt like your life depended on it, trying to get your hands under it. Maybe Lance did you both a favor. Nando would have to send him a candy basket or something.
The Uber Black honked his horn and caused you to break apart. You got in first. The makeout must have been too heated. Or maybe it was your flats tripping you up. But the second you tried to get in the backseat, you face planted. Your legs akimbo gave your boyfriend the best view of his life. You, in the dress he picked out, with no fucking panties. You righted yourself and managed to sit down properly. Fernando got it next to you. When the cab driver gasped in recognition, your boyfriend just sighed, got out a pen from his jacket pocket and offered to sign anything for all the friends and family.
"Hey man, look if you put on the music really loud, so me and my assistant can discuss work and put up the privacy screen, you'll be lucky you drove me tonight.". The other man silently agreed and as soon as you couldn't be seen, Nando's lips were on your neck.
"You know, doll, you shouldn't be so clumsy. Because now that I've seen you, I don't think I can hold back from touching you. What do you say? Do you wanna feel good? You want me to make you see stars in this cab?"
You nodded, all worries gone. Your body needed him. And it was gonna get him.
As soon as he got a yes, Fernando's hand was between your legs. His fingers expertly rubbed your clit as he told you how wet you were for him, how good you were, how he was gonna make sure your greedy pussy was gonna get what she needed. His fingers were moving in and out of you, and just about as you were going to cum, the car stopped. The music lowered. The driver simply said "Sir, we've reached your destination.". Fernando groaned and slipped all the bills from his wallet.
"Look, there's a great 24h restaurant right next to the hotel we're currently behind. How about you grab yourself something to eat and I'll come back when we're done with the car. " . Again, the driver agreed and silently tossed the keys in the back. Nando caught them and pulled you into his lap. Undoing his jeans, and boxers, he holds up a condom. Reading your mind, he explains "men's bathroom in the club" and then asks you "Wanna do the honors, pretty girl? Wanna feel my cock before I put it in?". You did, so you acted. As you roll on the condom, you move and also sink down on his cock. You try to move, but his hands grip your hips and stop you.
"No, doll. You're just gonna stay like this for a while and feel me inside of you. As a little reminder of who you're dating."
"Nando, again with the dick measuring contest?" You say, your face scrunching up.
"I don't need a contest to know, I'm big." He fucking moves, jackhammering into you, making you feel him deep. "Now, I just like to admire you, is that a crime? Don't think so. Let me clear up a few things and I'll make you come so hard you forget about everything else. Lance Stroll doesn't fucking intimidate me. I know he cannot fucking compare to me on any level. Same goes to any other man that tries to hit on you. Right now you are mine. And since I can't show you off, they have no idea who they're dealing with. But you do. So every time someone else tries to get what's mine, you'll be getting a reminder just like this. That Fernando is better than them." . With the last sentence he starts moving again. With one hand on your waist and the other on your clit, he makes you cum, and he follows about a minute later.
The next morning, you regroup at the airport. Lance is so hungover that he has absolutely no recollection of last night. Nando says that the night was great, but he really enjoyed the taxi back home, too. He winks at you, and you swear that was a premeditated murder.
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Bullfrog Alphabet NSFW 18+

While I'm working on the Bullfrog x Reader here's my sexy Bullfrog HCs to tide y'all over. Enjoy!
A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)
Bullfrog is a very sweet person so aftercare can range from laying together talking before sleep to rubbing your sore muscles and cleaning you up. Whatever your comfort level is and whatever you need. You’d probably have to be forward and ask him what he needs. He also has like any juice or Powerade type deal you could want after.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs)
Non-sexually he likes his eyes the best. He thinks they’re nice and bright and loves making them pop with his eyeliner. When it comes to the bedroom his tongue is his favorite. It’s really large and soft so his partners enjoy it, and he loves the excuse to taste who he’s with. If you have a size kink, he can definitely satisfy it.
C = Cum (Anything to do with it)
You could literally cum anywhere on him. The only rules are no eyes, nose, or ear holes that just sucks. He likes feeling the proof that you enjoyed it and secretly he likes being marked by it. He wants to mark you too across your stomach and thighs or your back and ass (He couldn’t reach your face if he wanted to). If he gets to cum inside he wants to hold it in. And if you gently wipe some of yours on his face he’ll melt.
D = Dirty secret(s)
He totally stole your underwear. You two had been hot and heavy the night before so it was covered in you. It’s the only thing he’s never asked you permission for, but he was going on a mission solo and wanted you there, so he figured this was the next best thing. Throughout the whole ordeal of sneaking into that facility he kept shoving his face into your underwear to fill his lungs with you. He’s a little sex freak, but he’s YOUR little sex freak. Besides you two were well established at this point he didn’t think much about it.
The other secret he thinks about waaaay too much in his opinion. He had a dream that you clamped a spiked dog collar on his neck and dragged him around, complimenting him in a demeaning tone. You roughed him up and made him beg for a leash. He woke up in a sweat, confused, and blindingly hard. He’s not new to rough sex or the talk the leash stuff however makes him feel.. guilty. He’s very open minded when it comes to sexuality, but being a hybrid the whole leash thing felt like something he shouldn’t want. He totally revisits it when he touches himself.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Before his guild sect of the brotherhood was wiped out, back when he was first training with all the others in his age group. A bunch of super athletic young adults in close quarters all the time? Yeah. It was as randy as the Olympics. As he got older and moved away from the guild’s main compound he kept in touch with his fellow assassins as fuck buddies until.. well. He also had his fair share of romantic flings and one-night stands. Bullfrog knows his work is dangerous so he’s not ever afraid to shoot his shot. He wants to enjoy life as much as he can and he wants whatever partner he’s with to be as happy as possible as well and with his plethora of experience he is very good at keeping people happy.
F = Favorite position
He loves when you’re on top and pin him down with your hands and your body. But he also loves 69’ing so whatever creative position makes that magic happen he’d be over the moon for. Definitely wants to combine the two. You’re scared of smothering him? “A truly honorable way to go, but I am much too strong for that.”
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? More humorous?)
He loves to keep you happy and isn’t afraid to be silly. Anything embarrassing that happens turns into a shared laugh before jumping back into things. Any anxieties he jokes away with you. He can be serious too, but he sees the value in both. It’s sex, and his ego isn’t fragile, he’s not afraid to laugh. He loves having fun with you.
H = Hang-Ups (Stuff to Work through possibly) Replacing Hair
See the Collar Dream*. Bullfrog is very leveled out, but he’s not the best at focusing on himself. He loves to give, but you will have to remind him to be selfish sometimes and voice what he wants more.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? Romantic wise)
He is very intimate even when he’s silly. Being able to laugh and smile with you is a big part of it for him. But he also loves peppering your skin with kisses, tracing patterns into your skin, and if you’re down with eye contact he’s going to give you loads of soft heated looks up through his eyelashes. And the talk during? He’s either sweetly complimenting you or talking about your future together with such confidence you know no matter what Eden throws at you two you can handle it.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)
He uses his bubbles to relive past times instead of watching porn. He can also suck himself off he’s that flexible.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He has so many. But a few top ones are he loves to be teased and denied. He also likes being rough with each other as long as it’s safe. His absolute favorite is knife play with his hidden blades. The fact that you would trust him so much when he’s so dangerous really gets him going. He doesn’t even need to cut you just having it laying against your neck while he’s in you is enough to make him lose his mind. He would love to cut off your clothes beforehand. He would let you choke him or step on his dick. But if you’re not a fan of rough stuff he doesn’t mind just being soft with you. He is top/bottom sub/dom whatever floats your boat. He loves giving you what you want. Having the power to bring you pleasure. Also wants to watch you masturbate or get dicked down. Not as a cuckold thing, he just wants to watch you in pleasure and doesn’t mind sharing.
L = Location (Where?)
Where do you want to do it? He can probably make it happen. If it’s a crowded room with no hiding spots it might be up in the rafters though. Hope you’re not scared of heights.
M = Motivation (What turns them on?)
Anytime you do something that’s super cute or just reminds him of why he loves you he’s already planning what to do to you when you two have a moment. He just won’t tell you. Unless you like being teased as much as he does. That’s the other part of it if you try to turn him on you’ve already succeeded. Even if you totally fell on your face, he would find it way too cute.
N = No (Hard and Soft boundaries)
Hard Boundaries: No big wounds and nothing dangerous or permanent. He likes things a little rough, but he’s not a maniac about it. He doesn’t like being outright cruel either. He’ll tease, but it never goes that deep emotionally. Soft Boundaries: He doesn’t like roleplaying as other people. He’ll roleplay different scenarios about how y’all first banged etc. all day, but he doesn’t want to ‘be someone else’. If he’s gotta be a pizza delivery guy it’s going to be him as a pizza guy not some dweeb named Paul.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Already stated in B, but his tongue is so big and soft. King of oral. Loves to go down on you and loves to receive. He really likes 69’ing because then the two of you can get lost in each other, but it’s a difficult pose to find with the size difference. Wants to see how much he can fit in you.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
After a high stress mission or long time apart absolutely fast and rough, but if he’s feeling romantic slow and sensual. Either way if you want something and voice it it’s yours. The pace is whatever you want.
Q = Quickie (How do they feel about it?)
Hand stuff and oral absolutely is a go whenever and wherever as long as you two aren’t in mortal danger. Full on penetration though? Nope. Not quickie material. Quickies in his mind are fast and free. Just giggling and touching each other without being super complicated.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)
Absolutely. He’s confident bordering on cocky when it comes to his skill set. You want to fuck in a space you’re not supposed to? He can get y’all there and keep you hidden. You want to try a new kink? He’s probably had experience in it and if not he’s a quick learner. He risks his life all the time. Risk in sex is a cake walk.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go?)
More than you.
T = Toys (Do they own any toys?)
Absolutely. He has some for himself, and some to use with a partner. A good assassin isn’t afraid to take advantage of his tools.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
He’s very teasing when it comes to his flirting, but pulls back when it comes to the bedroom until you prove you can take it.
V = Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)
His breathes get heavy during, but if you’re doing your job, you could ring some sweet cries out of him. He’s not afraid to get vocal.
W = Wild card (Random Headcanon)
He knows how to pull. He’s not afraid to be cute and sexy and it is a deadly combo. That sensual look he can throw out just by lowering his eyelids? He knows what he’s doing. He’s making you laugh one minute then you look over to him. He’s on his side, head propped up on his fist so his arm pops, looking at you like that. “Would you like to see how flexible assassins have to be?” Yeah, you were screwed from the start.
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He does have a cock I mean he’s a hybrid he’s bipedal and has eyebrows he’s not exactly 100% bullfrog. But he doesn’t have balls and it’s a reddish purple instead of pink or straight red. Smaller than the average I would say about 4 inches, but he’s really thick.
Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Like I said before you being you turns him on. His drive is very high. But he also likes the anticipation so being ready more often than you and having to wait adds a little something extra for him.
Z = Zzz (How fast do they fall asleep?)
He loves pillow talk so most of the time he’s the last out. Unless it’s really cold outside and he’s snuggled against your warmth. He’s out like a light.
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Reading TGCF: Chapter 69

For those who don't know, I am reading TGCF for the first time and sharing my thoughts!
If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.
Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot reads TGCF. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, the rules and vibe are the same.

Tonight I have a large pot of chamomile tea to give me the best sleep possible. There is a storm brewing at work, and I have a meeting scheduled with no topic- so we'll see how this goes.
But for now we are are going to be cozy and get into chapter 69 (nice):


Xie Lian was wholly prepared to naked tackle this elderly fiend. p303
Dang, the brocade is a fake! I also want to know when Quan Yizhen saw the original though p305
They all gotta leave this poor little introvert alone! They're calling him weird and anti-social but, I mean, so is xie lian and he's fine? p307
omg! That's so nefarious! Yin Yu giving Quan Yizhen the Brocade Immortal as a sneaky birthday gift. p308
I'm calling them a murder of Brocade Immortals. This is a really intense where's waldo situation. p309
I am obssesssed with the skeleton mobile. I'm glad that Quan Yizhen appreciates it too.
Noooooo they made this poor man chase it p310
Xie Lian: We can definitely fit three people on this. The skeletons: nope. Only 2. [proceeds to zoom away] p313

Oh! The shackled official from before. I sort of hope this is not Yin Yu because it might be awkward when Quan Yizhen shows up p314
The pining! Hua Cheng doing Xie lian a favour through his subordinate and Xie Lian inquiring about Hua Cheng's health through the same 3rd party. My heart! Why does this feel like a sad breakup. p315
Xie Lian wrangling 100's of years old people: Don't put things in your mouth or try on random clothes! You, don't play with fire! p316
The ghost clothes said "this man is built for drag" p319 they didn't lie
Fashion montage! But it's for detective work! p321
I am having so much fun with this arc
This arc is feeling like early wind master days. I hope it doesn't end in tragedy :((((((((((((((((( The absurd is so joyful; even with our babies being sad about silly things.
#bloopitynoot reads tgcf#tgcf mxtx#tgcf spoilers#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#mxtx#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#lang ying#quan yizhen#they definitely could fit three on that#Hua cheng lives for xie lian and spite
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Splatoon 3 Fashion Challenge - Week 69: Splatoween 2024 Special!

(haha nice)
It's that time of the year again! Only a week remains until Splatoween, and we're gonna put together some costumes!
Special Rule: Using any gear you would like, put together a seasonally appropriate Splatoween costume! You may use any of the Splatoween headwear, if you'd like, but it is not required.
Rules:
Put together an outfit of any kind that you feel matches this week’s theme. Be sure to give it a name, as well!
Send it to me via ask or submission, please don’t add it to a reblog, that makes it very easy to miss! Also, please make it clear that it is a submission for the challenge and not just a regular submission.
Only one outfit per person! You can submit multiple photos of that single outfit, though.
Please include the gear you picked in the submission. It makes my life just a touch easier!
The deadline for outfit submissions is 10 PM UTC on Tuesday!
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(If you have this handy application on your phone called Spotify, I recommend listening to this)

Yes, I am blind. My name is Althea. That’s pretty much it. I can’t see a damn thing, but I can hear every ridiculous, self-destructive plan Deadpool cooks up. I’m the one who cleans up his messes and deals with the aftermath of his lunacy. If you’re looking for someone who’s got no filter and a front-row seat to the circus that is Deadpool’s life, you’ve found me. Just don’t expect me to sugarcoat anything
Who is Deadpool? He’s the psycho mercenary who thinks he’s the star of a fucked-up action movie. He’s got the mouth of a sailor, the morals of a dumpster fire, and a talent for getting himself into all kinds of trouble. Basically, he’s a walking, talking disaster zone with a penchant for breaking every rule he can find. And guess what? I’m the poor soul who has to deal with the fallout and try not to lose my mind in the process.
He’s also my roommate… @merc-with-a-mouth-69

Being part of the household with Dogpool? Well, it’s surprisingly not the worst thing. Sure, she’s a little slobbery and I’ve tripped over her more times than I can count, but… shes got a weird charm. She’s loyal, quiet—unlike her idiot owner—and she actually seems to know when I need a break from all the chaos. It’s kinda nice, having her around. Don’t tell anyone I said that, though—I’ve got a reputation to keep. @dogpool-puppins
_ _ _
How did I end up on this god forbidden platform? Wade told me to get a life.. well I already have and now I’m here.
More looney toon maniacs:
@deadpool-roleplay-blog @deadpool-in-wolverine @dead-marveljesus-pool @dead-in-the-pool @deadpool-wade-wilson @wade-wilson-deadpool-bugaloo @wadewilsonposting @wade-wilson-deadpool @nice-pool @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer @merc-with-the-m0uth @mercwithamouth-wade @maximum-bugaloo-2nd @official-wanda-wilson @gothpool @wadebutoncrack @dance-pool @somewhat-deadpool @kidpool-the-underapreciated @you-have-been-babypooled @deadpool-original
(They all owe me some sugar)
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What are your thoughts on Sonurge?
On a silly note: Sonurge demonstrates the main problem with the clumsy “just smoosh the characters’ names together” naming convention. It works on paper, but if you say it out loud, no one knows whether you’re shipping Sonic with Surge or Scourge because their names rhyme. I’ll always prefer fun styles that use actual words like the Pokémon fandom does (ignitionshipping, etc.). Shadow and Amy could’ve been “Guns ’n Roses,” but no. We’re stuck with “Shadamy” forever instead. It’s a damn shame.
As for Sonurge itself, I don’t hate it, but I’m not really a fan. Explanation and alternatives under the cut, along with spoilers through the recent Riders arc.
I prefer pairings where the characters like each other and enjoy spending time together. Surge has been through a lot, and being around Sonic doesn’t help. I’ll never get the appeal of “these two characters piss each other off and try to kill each other, so they should smooch.”
If I want to put Sonic with a rival, Knuckles is right there. He always has been. They thrive on the competition they share, but it’s obvious they care and love spending time together. There’s real trust and fondness there, and you’d never have to, say...bribe Knuckles to convince him to go to Sonic’s birthday party, as a random example.
I also think of Surge as a lesbian despite the lack of evidence. Call it profiling, but...

This is the most butch character I’ve ever seen outside of The L Word.
For Surge’s part, I don’t think she’s ready for a relationship. She has way too much to figure out first. I think she needs to decide who she is before anything else. Once that happens, I do have a vague idea of a relationship dynamic I’d love to see from her, though I don’t have any specific partner in mind yet. Surge has an engaging sense of confidence and boldness to her personality. I would love to see her lean into that when she flirts. If it were me, I’d set her up with an uptight character, someone who’s always played by the rules, who’s high-strung and secretly afraid of losing control and won’t let anyone in. Then Surge strides in, smirks at her, and says something like, “You look like you don’t know how to have fun. I can fix that. 😉”
Surge brings her on a wild, high-speed journey full of thrills, heights, and things the girl has always been too scared or proud to try and sweeps her off her feet, and the girl learns to loosen up and enjoy the ride. Surge would be in her element for once, and she’d get to save someone from a life of careful, controlled, safe monotony. The scene where she got to be a hero for the first time is my favorite moment of hers:
[IDW issue #70]
My first instinct for this was Lanolin because, well...
[IDW issues 69, 57, 62, & 58]
*gestures vaguely*
And on a comical note, it would be funny to see how Surge’s static electricity would interact with Lanolin’s wool. Actual footage of Surge and Lanolin cuddling:

Unfortunately, they got off on the wrong foot:
[IDW issue #67]
...and Lanolin’s already started loosening up thanks to her recent character development, so it’s less convincing than it once was.
But then I remembered Jewel. They haven’t met because Jewel was busy when Surge visited Restoration HQ, so there’s only speculation to go on, but Jewel definitely has the type A personality to contrast well with Surge’s roguishness, and she needs some adventure in her life.
[IDW Endless Summer & issues 45, 31, & 76]
This is the curator of a rock museum. She gets her kicks filling out paperwork. Even she thinks she needs to get out more.
She has plenty of experience looking after reckless people and keeping them out of trouble and, as evidenced by her friendship with Tangle, we know she doesn’t judge or try to change them:
[2019 annual]
Surge has been manipulated by people who’ve tried to change her this entire time. Wouldn’t it be nice to have someone accepting like Jewel, who’d provide stability and respect? On top of that, Jewel’s been beating herself up over a lot of things and kind of feels like the odd one out. She used to spend more time with Tangle, but they barely see each other now, and it’s obvious she’s lonely. Lately, it’s become a serious problem; she’s leaned on untrustworthy characters like Duo/Mimic and Clutch because she’s so desperate for support. Sonic, Tangle, and Amy have all tried to make her feel included, but that hasn’t been solved 76 issues in, not permanently. Endless Summer is as subtle as a freight train about it:
The writers have really been beating us over the head with “Hey, have you noticed Jewel needs someone?! Because Jewel really, REALLY needs someone!”
Jewel could also bridge the gap between Surge and the Restoration; she’s approachable and welcoming. It’d be nice if Surge had someone like that on the other side. They already have something in common, too. They both hate Clutch for taking advantage of them.


[IDW issues 72 & 73]
Same vibe, same arc. Never underestimate the power of, “oh, God, he did that to you, too?! Screw that guy!”
With Restoration HQ being gone, it’d be feasible for them to run into each other without Surge finding out Jewel’s the director. They could even get to know each other before that information came out, and by then, Surge could already have a soft spot for Jewel and wouldn’t want to fight, especially since Amy already let Surge know the Restoration wouldn’t force her into anything. And wouldn’t it be cute if Jewel got flustered around Surge, too?
There’s also the funny tendency of queer people to congregate even before they know they’re queer, which pairs nicely with Jewel and Tangle being friends. Take it from me, it’s not just a meme.
Naturally, this is 100% speculation. I don’t normally do never-met ships, but now that I’m thinking about it...👀
That said, I haven’t seen any evidence that the writers are planning to put Surge in a relationship anytime soon, if ever, and they could always just create a new character for that role if they did.
I hope things get better for Surge. She’s not my favorite and she has a lot of things she needs to work on--and some apologies to give--but she deserves happiness, no matter who you ship her with.
#ask#surge the tenrec#sonic the hedgehog#not a headcanon#anonymous#long post#i think there’s enough character scrutinizing here to tag this as#meta analysis
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SECOND TRIANGLE ERA OMNIBUS ANNOUNCED! DOUBLE HOT DANG!
Looks like the first of these volumes sold well enough to warrant another one, which I'm attributing entirely to our 28-note Tumblr post about it. You're welcome, everyone! Let's look at what's in this big boy (and what isn't):
What it includes:
"Metropolis Mailbag" and the other '92 Christmas stories, which are all great, especially the Bibbo-related one (originally announced for the first omnibus, but I guess they ran out of space)
The full "Panic in the Sky!" epic! Again!
The beginning of the Supergirl/Lex Luthor Jr. romance (Action #677), followed by the reveal that she's now dating an old guy in a young body (Action #678, "They Saved Luthor's Brain!").
The TOTALLY RAD Robin crossover, "Night of the Bat!"
The end of the "Cerberus" storyline and that whole "Sons of Liberty" deal no one ever referenced again!
The long-overdue for collecting "Blaze/Satanus War" and its incredible epilogue!
The even more overdue "Crisis at Hand" two-parter! Seriously can't believe it took so long to reprint this one. A classic in any era.
The full "Doomsday!" storyline! Again again!
"Funeral for a Friend" and its tie-in issues (Legacy of Superman, Supergirl/Team Luthor, Newstime), except for one...
What it doesn't include:
Dan Jurgens' Justice League America run, other than the "Doomsday!" issue (#69). Personally, I would have rather had the rest of the run in this volume instead of "Death of" and "Funeral" yet again. I'm hoping the omission of #70 (the "Funeral" tie-in) is a mistake, because that issue is fantastic.
The "Eclipso: The Darkness Within" annuals. The completionist in me is appalled. The me who remembers having to suffer through these issues is like "eh, no big loss."
Superman Special #1 by Walt Simonson. This one IS a big loss, because this issue rules and deserves more attention. It would have also been fitting to include it right before "Doomsday!," a storyline Simonson's Mighty Thor run directly influenced.
Speaking of Simonson, The Superman Gallery (which he drew the cover for) is also omitted, but I don't think anyone excepted that one, especially since it's made out of old covers and stuff. That Simonson cover is pretty nice, though.
If it has the same number of pages, the next volume should cover from "Reign of the Supermen" to "Bizarro's World," but who knows. I'm still hoping for a volume 0 with all the uncollected stuff between the first one and the "Exile" omnibus, so, you know, keep buying these! Let's get this post to 29 notes!
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Aonung - NSFW ABC


A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)
This man loves you to death, but once he’s done the act, he’s asleep in minutes. He’ll try and take care of you, but most likely, you will be cleaning yourself up to the sounds of his snores.
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
For Aonung, it’s gonna be his hair. All throughout the movie, Aonung’s hair is in pristine condition, and salt water does some damage to your hair, yet he always looks shiny and healthy; he definitely cares for it well.
For his lover, he loves their hips. Lovely wide hips that sway as you walk. Totally not thinking about how those hips will hold his child…
C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)
Aonung isn’t specific on cum; he prefers to do it inside but is also fine cumming anywhere.
D= Dominate (how dominate are they)
Acts like a tough man with strict rules, but is a complete simp for you. You can see the hearts in his eyes even when he scolds you. He is more likely to pout and sulk than actually dominate or scold you.
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
At one point was 100% a playboy, so many girls and gut were throwing themselves at him, and Aonung didn’t say no. So, in theory, he is physically. But before you, Aonung never had an emotional relationship. So while he can rock your body into next week, he’s still learning the emotional ropes.
F= Favorite position
69, Aonung loved being able to eat your pussy while you please him. It doesn’t matter if you’re Na’vi or human; he will scrunch up to fit in a 69.
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
Surprisingly, I think Aonung has a bit of a funny bone. He won’t hesitate to giggle a bit when he’s kissing you. Why wouldn’t he? Aonung is giddy to be able to kiss you.
H= Hair (grooming habits)
Just like before, if the Na’vi have pubic hair, then Aonung is probably going to be in pristine condition. Perfectly shaped, shaved, and not a hair out of place.
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
Definitely loves having a romantic moment with you, sweet lovemaking (with the goal of breeding you), but if he gets the chance to dick you down on the beach, on an ilu, Aonung doesn’t care he’ll do it.
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
Absolutely, Aonung will jack off multiple times a day if he can’t find you. Aonung has mastered sneaking away from the crowd so he can handle his problem.
K= Kink (kinks they like, possibly unusual)
100% breeding kink, but he also secretly loves anal. Something about it being forbidden, and knowing that no one else has been there before.
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
Aonung has no preferences, beach, ocean, his marui, or someone else's marui… he doesn’t care as long as he has you.
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)
Anything. Aonung is always ready to go; just the change in the wind and Aonung is itching to go.
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
Hurt you. Aonung will never lay a hand on you, not one spank, rough hair pull, nothing. The idea of seeing you hurt because of him is enough to make him sick.
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
Like I said, this man loves to 69. He is an overhyped puppy when faced with your pussy, eager to please, and never wants to leave from between your legs.
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
I don’t think Aonung knows how to stop? He will keep going until his cock is raw and then will still try and fuck you a bit more.
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
While Aonung prefers a nice romantic time with you, he will take what he can get. And if that means bending you over outback near a cove, he will love every minute with you.
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
Yes! Aonung is willing to try almost anything with you! There are quite a few things he’s interested in but is waiting for you to bring up because he doesn’t want to risk pushing you into it.
S= Stamina
Stamina for days, will fuck you until his cock is raw, and even then, will still try and fuck you some more; fyi, you will need to tell him to stop.
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
Aonung will definitely be weary about using human toys; this is the first time having seen human technology. And may take some convincing before he tests them. But once he does, Aonung definitely appreciates what the toys can do but ultimately prefers skin-on-skin and not a toy.
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
Aonung has to be in the mood to tease you; most of the time, he isn't. But if you find him in the mood, then his go-to is edging. Bringing you close to the edge again and again is a dream of his. However, Aonung can't resist making you cum.
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
Aonung is very vocal during sex; between moans, whines, growls, purrs, and talking, Aonung is always in your ear.
W= Wild card
Aonung loves to do it in the water. This boy is an aquaphiliac. Seeing you pose for him in the water gets him going like nothing else.
X= X-ray
Aonung has nothing to be shy about, packing a good 22 inches (56cm).
Y= Yearning
He doesn't stop, if you even look at him with the hint of bedroom eyes, and his tewng is on the floor. Aonung is ready morning, noon, and night; doesn't matter. And if you even think about falling asleep horny because you didn't want to wake him up at 2 in the morning, you will have a sulky boy on your hands.
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
You have maybe 4 minutes if you're lucky...

🎶And another one bites the dust🎶
Still sick and bored, send me an idea?
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This campaign does have wizards aplenty, from our allies and guests (let's hope someone can fix Ryn; wonder how Vasselheim is treating Prism) to the antagonistic figure of the millennium himself, Ludinus Da'leth. And Halas is, of course, still in his gem. I have briefly touched on them, in fact, when they converged upon Tishtan to fuck around and find out. But this isn't about them.
Whose world is at stake here? Who is being shaken at their very foundation? Who is out here kicking ass, taking names, making pacts, and killing birds? And so it's my dubious and self-inflicted honor to present:
The Cleric and Paladin Breakdown Tracker
Episode 69
(nice)
The rules, for those not familiar with the shifting set of guidelines I frequently employed: this is a non-exhaustive list (that means that if I don't have anything funny to say about an NPC we haven't seen in 20 episodes do not ask me where they are. they haven't been seen in 20 episodes). Spinoffs into sorcerer, druid, or other territory may occur as the plot demands, but for the time being we're sticking with the god squad.
Weva Vudol: Matt described her genesis as a person who abides by the Andrew W. K. creed; she does what she likes and she likes what she does. While adherents of the Raven Queen are probably having a rough time of it, no resurrection does mean Speak with Dead is probably having a real moment right now, and honestly she's weird enough to possibly dig the vibes of Jrusar at the moment. 4/10.
Deanna Leimert: It's been a few days but I suspect things are still highly tense between her and Sunny D, and going to God City Central probably doesn't give her much time to relax and regroup. Also I have to imagine Vasselheim is going to be MAD WEIRD about an aeormaton and a wizard. 7/10. Holding it together but I bet any stitches of her knitting right now are impossibly tight (if that's how knitting works idk I'm a crocheter myself)
FRIDA: Speaking of, here's the aeormaton themself! They were feeling bad upon separating from FCG. They needn't have worried (see below) but they don't know that, and yeah I think the vibes in Vasselheim for them are going to be iffy already and the fact that the city is (highly understandably given their history) going into lockdown, probably a bit on edge! Hopefully Bells Hells remembers to ask Keyleth to give them a message or something. 7/10. (She's not on here but I like to think that Prism is THRIVING despite having frowned-upon magic. I think she's having a GREAT time, and I hope she joins the Slayer's Take, I think it would be good for her.)
Unnamed Duskmaven Cleric in Jrusar: I do not know why the Duskmaven clerics dress like Sofina Honoramongthievesvillain, but they do. Anyway rather like Weva Vudol, while things are bad I think that the Raven Queen's clerics tend to have a sort of implacable calm about them (see also Lieve'tel, who is not on this list). 4/10.
Teven Klask: Too hot to be bothered. A little confused by the edicts of Asmodeus re: the truce though. Just like a Betrayer to not explain the situation. 3/10.
Yu Suffiad: I love when people think Yu was some kind of genius of strategy because not only did they get figured out by a tiny unhinged werewolf gnome man, they, far more crucially, bargained away the artifact needed to power the Malleus Key until after the solstice. Literally their entire mission was "hey we need this object before the solstice, to be used in a machine on the solstice, for the solstice" and they were like yeah I'll get it in a month, sounds fair, and then the people they let get away destroyed the machine that was supposed to use it. Anyway with that in mind I'm assuming their dumb ass got shoved into a mirror by Zathuda, whom I would like to see again, because the return of the Silt Verses has reminded me that menace in a Scottish accent is always a fun time. 9/10.
FCG: You know, bit of a rollercoaster for them! He's had some good Commune answers and some less so Divination answers; he can't get drunk; the Staff of Dark Odyssey did NOT play nice; Dancer's still understandably afraid of him; Shithead has finally been lay to rest. I think it's going to be straight down the middle for a while, honestly; such is the nature of adventuring. 5/10.
Pike Trickfoot: Zero idea of her mood right now actually, like I assume Sarenrae has been freaking out but that's the extent of it, so she's here more because either she is blissfully unaware that Delilah was below detectable levels when Laudna came back, in which case like 4/10, or she has been harboring a dark secret in which case more like 8/10.
Jester Lavorre: SENDING IS DOWN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN 10/10
Caduceus Clay: I have to imagine the Wildmother has made her concerns clear. Also, Molaesmyr was, when last we left it, sort of on fire, which can't be like, great for him. Time to see if 7 years have improved upon his coping mechanisms. 7/10.
Fjord: Improbably, a wildcard. Given that Jester's probably freaking out, pushed into a position of stability and calm; given that the gods are definitely freaking out, the Empire is wilding out, and also that I would be shocked if Caleb and Beau didn't let the others in the Nein know that if they don't hear from them for a while, pushed in a position of running around waving his hands like Kermit. 6/10 but specifically taken as an average of 3/10 and 9/10.
Vax'ildan: technically I don't know if he still counts like a paladin but doing so for reasons of comedy. Anyway, not sure what you can give a bowling ball full of screams but an 11/10.
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French Trip Hop Playlist
Well, folks, I'm a little annoyed here, because my general rule with these playlist posts is that a playlist needs to have at least 10 songs, and this one did have 10 songs at one point, but the powers that be at Spotify decided to remove a couple of them, and I can't replace them, so here I am posting a playlist that has under 10 songs 😣.
But I've got an update for it that brings us back up to 9: Paris native Kid Loco's "Flyin' on 747," a sweet, dreamy, and silky cut that first appeared as the closing track on his own brilliant DJ-Kicks mix for German label !K7 in 1999. Most of that mix is super duper, out-of-its-mind stoned, but this tune in particular is just a very relaxing and head-nod-inducing, cinematic piece of late 90s string-keys-and-hand-drum chillout 😌. And it has a little turntablism on it too. Currently at over 2.55M plays.
Kid Loco - "Flyin' on 747"
And I added this same song to the YouTube version of this playlist too. Normally I have other songs to add to these YouTube versions that can't be found on Spotify, but none this week. However, the songs that were removed from the Spotify version are still on this YouTube one, so if you wanna hear a couple more dusted, molasses-slow gems from the great DJ Cam, or a sweet, trumpet-laced groove from a guy from Versailles named Bang Bang, who was in a high school band with the two guys who would go on to form Air as well as Alex Gopher, give it a listen!
And this playlist is also on YouTube Music.
So this little update brings us up to 9 songs that clock in at almost 50 minutes on Spotify, but over on YouTube, we now have 13 songs that clock in at a nice 69 minutes 😎.
And I have some more French trip hop playlists too, in case you want to get more specific:
1990s French Trip Hop: YouTube / YouTube Music Île-de-France Trip Hop: YouTube / YouTube Music 1990s Île-de-France Trip Hop: YouTube / YouTube Music Paris Trip Hop: YouTube / YouTube Music
Leaving electronic music for a while with these weekly playlist posts after this one. Next week we'll have 90s punk rock!
Enjoy!
More to come, eventually. Stay tuned!
Like what you hear? Follow me on Spotify and YouTube for more cool playlists and uploads!
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Online/Offline [C.S] - ten | F, senpai
You sat, like every other time you streamed, in front of your computer with the room lights off, but a strip of soothing red LEDs on so you could still see your desk. You were a faceless streamer and could comfortably sit in the darkness since no one needed to see you. Your blue light blocking glasses rested on your nose as you set up the chat and everything else you needed for a hard night’s work of being silly on the internet.
“Oooookay. Can you hear me guys? One, two. One, two. Mic check, mic check. Sob in the mob with the Rob Bob Bob?”
A few people in the chat helpfully answered that your audio sounded too quiet. You adjusted it.
“How about that? Price check on prune juice, Bob. Price check on prune juice.”
Everyone started sending thumbs ups and happy faces, with a few saying “You’re good!”
“Thank you, kittens. I guess I have to do the intro, huh.” You took a breath and - as fast as you could - said: “Hey everyone it’s Jageun Geomeun Goyangi, JGG, the Little Black Cat, coming to you live out there in radioland. We got a great stream tonight; a few indie games, I might play an old favorite, who knows where the night will take us? I hope you enjoy the stream and I hope you enjoy the jokes and remember, no backseat gaming., or I’ll turn this car around! If you like the video, like it, if you dislike it, dislike it, but let’s waste no further time and get to gaming.”
You paused. and inhaled deeply.
“How long was that?”
This was an odd little game that developed between you and your chat. When you first started, you tried to make your intro as personable as possible and it just got longer and and more ridiculous. Now you said it as fast as possible to see if you could beat your best time.
The times rolled in.
LeaBea: 0:8.02 TheNicestGuy: 0:0:7.57 QuackIsWhack✅: 0:0:8.22 🗻of Namhae: 0:0:7.58 YangYangGangGang: 0:0:8.15 SleepySheepy😴: 69:69:69.69
“SleepySheepy you’re so full of shit,” you laughed. “But also: nice, nice, nice, nice.”
SleepySheepy😴: LOLOL
“And what’s with the disparities guys? I felt like that was under eight seconds and you’re all giving me weird numbers.”
🗻of Namhae: You didn’t tell us when to start, lol
“That’s true Namhae, I should start giving signals. That’s my fault. Anyway, we got a good stream for you tonight, a few indie games, I might play an old favorite--” You laughed.
🗻of Namhae: 😞 LeaBea: LOL SleepySheepy😴: F WackIsQuack: Haha! QuackIsWhack✅: Change your fucking name back, I swear to god
“No name trolling, you know the rules, ladies, men, and nonbinary friends: Be nice in the chat, the world is already too harsh.”
JohnnyYuta: Sorry, Quack QuackIsWhack✅: Thank you
“Okay, let’s see… if Keeho is alive… and awake. And then we can see who else wants to stream.”
JohnnyYuta: He’s already streaming A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: He’s been streaming all day QuackIsWhack✅: You know what that means…
“I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nuggets?”
The chat flooded with emojis of potatoes that were meant to be chicken nuggets. Truly a crime against humanity that there wasn’t a nugget emoji.
A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 🗻of Namhae: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 SleepySheepy😴: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 QuackIsWhack✅: You gotta kill him
“I will, Quack… or should I say: Shane Madej. And then you can trap him in your ribcage like the demon you are.”
QuackIsWhack✅: LOL
“But if JohnnyYuta and Tree saw that he’s streaming already, let’s go raid him. Send him: the nuggets.”
You navigated over to Keeho’s Twitch page to find him, as your spies informed correctly, already streaming. As you and your chat made your way over to his, and his chat was suddenly filled with the same message of five nuggets in a row, over and over again.
🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 QuackIsWhack: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 🗻of Namhae: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 TheNicestGuy: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 I💚Keeho: Heyyyy, it’s Cat! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 JohnnyYuta: The jig is up! JohnnyYuta: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 StrickenChicken: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 UltimateHyung✅: Oh noooo~~ a raid~~ lol UltimateHyung✅: Whatever shall we do with all these nuggets! I💚Keeho: Hi Cat! 👋 There’sARockInMySock: Cat!! 🗻of Namhae: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 QuackIsWhack: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 SleepySheepy😴: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 MinHoe: Sheepy, I thought you weren’t awake now?? SleepySheepy😴: I fucking LIED lol MinHoe: lol
“There’s what in the chat?” Keeho looked up from his game. “Ohh, Cat's on! Hi Cat!”
🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: ACCEPT OUR NUGGETS!! 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 🖤🖤JGG🖤🖤: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔
“Accept nothing. Accept my Discord invite, you pest.”
Di-Dng!
“Hiiiiiiiii~~,” you sang.
“What’s going on, Cat?”
“Nothing much. I thought you said you weren’t starting before now?”
“Ummm, did you hear there’s a new map in Tale of Tails?”
“That weirdo gumiho gacha MMO you play?”
“Yes.”
You laughed. “No, because it’s a weirdo game for weirdos. Like yourself: a weirdo.”
“Okay, there’s no need to go so hard, what are my fans going to think?”
“That you’re a weirdo.”
“You can just admit you’re jealous, Cat.”
“I have no desire, nor need, to admit such a thing.”
He laughed. “I’ll get you hooked on it one day.”
“Some of us aren’t rich and can’t buy the best cards, my guy.”
“You don’t need to buy cards, my dude.”
“Is that what you tell yourself every time you hit ‘Purchase,’ champion?”
“It’s what I know, chief.”
QuackIsWhack: The girls are fightingggggggg MinHoe: Sheepy, answer my fucking message SleepySheepy😴: nah fam MinHoe: Don’t you nah fam me SleepySheepy😴: lolol 🗻of Namhae: Oooo MinHoe, so forceful 🗻of Namhae: Kabedon him against the wall next SleepySheepy😴: lolol, senpaiiiii~~~ MinHoe: I hate you, Sheepy MinHoe: 😞😞😞 SleepySheepy😴: 😎😎😎 LuciPURR: Cat, call him “buddy,” “guy” next
“They want me to fight with you more.”
“You just came here to fight with me?”
“No, I came here to fight you… in the realm of games!”
“I’m going to send you to the Shadow Realm!”
Both of you started singing the Mortal Kombat theme.
🗻of Namhae: MORTAL KOMBATTTT QuackIsWhack: daNA daNA daNA TheNicestGuy: daNA daNA daNA A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA JohnnyYuta: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA UltimateHyung✅: There’s the traitors UltimateHyung✅: I saw you sell Keeho out in Cat’s chat QuackIsWhack: Yo, but why are you stream sniping, boss? UltimateHyung✅: Are you defending them, Quack? QuackIsWhack: You’re all guilty of the same crime JohnnyYuta: You gotta do what you gotta do to get your fav streamers to stream together lol SleepySheepy😴: You gotta do what you gotta do what you gotta do, you know? LuciPurr: Do the Dew A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: I ship them 🥵 JohnnyYuta: My OTP 🗻of Namhae: guys… TheNicestGuy: GUYS QuackIsWhack: No shipping. I’m the mod, I say so UltimateHyung✅: Not in this house you aren’t QuackIsWhack: In Cat’s chat I am lol UltimateHyung✅: Lol QuackIsWhack: We should migrate back to our own chat anyway
“Thank you, Quack,” you said. “There will be no shipping in this house. Especially not drop shipping.”
“We’re in different houses.”
“There will be no shipping in either of these houses. Only a pox upon them.”
“You can’t tell me what to do.”
“I’m about to ship you with the wall.”
“Ohhh…”
“By slamming your head into it.”
Keeho laughed. “You’d have to be here first. And on camera.”
“Fuck, my one weakness.”
“You’re like a vampire.”
You hissed like Nosferatu.
“Understandable. I’ll set up the game.”
“Kay kay.”
“Kee Kee.”
“Ho Ho.”
“Santa??”
The two of you laughed.
As Keeho invited you to the game he read the chat. “‘Is Cat a vampire?’ Are you a vampire, Cat? Am I friends with a Dracula?”
You hissed into your microphone.
“Is that a cat hiss or a vampire hiss?”
You laughed. “Now I’m not sure.”
Keeho chuckled.
“But I’m a faceless streamer, person-in-Keeho’s-chat.”
“So you’re like a vampire or something and can’t appear on camera.”
“Vampires can’t go out in the sun, dude.”
“Twilight ones can.”
“You’re trying to make a point to me about vampires with the straightest, most boring vampires possible?”
He laughed.
“Where’s your sense of terrifying homoeroticism?”
QuackIsWhack✅: They do be like that tho There’sARockInMySock: The inherent homoeroticism of the vampyr 🗻of Namhae: Vampires are gay?
You laughed. “Yeah, they’re pretty gay, Namhae. At least the good ones are. Bram Stoker was closeted and stuff… he was best friends with Oscar Wilde… you know how it goes. Carmilla was like the OG vampire book and that was about two girls. Anne Rice’s vampires were pretty gay as well.”
“Why do you know so much about vampires?”
“Maybe I’m the Big Titty Goth Girlfriend we’ve all heard so much about. Ever think of that?”
“Then you are shooting yourself in the foot by not having a camera.”
You cackled.
“Plus, I know what you look like, and you’re not.”
“Oh shit, yeah. Damnit, if only we were never friends in real life.”
Keeho laughed loudly. “Let’s go back in time and not be friends, and then I’ll believe it when you say it.”
“Yes, that’s my fucking plan.” You laughed.
QuackIsWhack✅: Anyone who asks about her tits, gets the hammer JohnnyYuta: Dang, Quack JohnnyYuta: Punish me mommy QuackIsWhack✅: You trying to get banned? JohnnyYuta: Absolutely not, ma’am 🧍♂️ A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Crack the whip on him! QuackIsWhack✅: Tree? A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: No ma’am 🧍♂️
“What in the kinkery fuckery is going on in your chat?” Keeho laughed.
“Stop looking at my stream, dude. And I don’t claim them.”
“You have to claim them, they’re your chat.”
“Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
QuackIsWhack✅: Excuse you?
“Quack is my only monkey. I made a circus just for her.”
He laughed.
“She’s been around the longest.”
🗻of Namhae: I’ve been here since the beginning too QuackIsWhack✅: Yeah, haven’t you been here longer than I have?
“Wait, what? Namhae, you’ve been here the longest?”
🗻of Namhae: I think so. I remember back when you only had five subscribers, right when you started 🗻of Namhae: (One was me, btw. lol) QuackIsWhack✅: Yeah, I came in at like, 15 or something lol 🗻of Namhae: Lol 🗻of Namhae: This is the same account from back then too, go check how long I’ve been subbed JohnnyYuta: No lies Namhae? 🗻of Namhae: Lol, why would I lie? Quack can just check QuackIsWhack: Ohhh yeah, lemme check A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Did she have any other fans then? 🗻of Namhae: There was a handful of people 🗻of Namhae: I haven’t seen any of their names in a really long time though QuackIsWhack: Holy shit, you’ve really been here the whole time 🗻of Namhae: See? 😊 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Yooooooo TheNicestGuy: Wow JohnnyYuta: Oppa! YangYangGangGang: Oppaaaa!
“Ohhhhh shit. You hear that, Keeho? I’ve got someone who’s been here almost as long as me.” You laughed.
“Shit, I’m so jealous. That’s so cool though.”
🗻of Namhae: 😊😊😊
“Aww, cute blushie smiles right back at you, Namhae. You know what? I should make you a mod, since you’re always around.”
🗻of Namhae: Really? 🗻of Namhae: I’d be honored JohnnyYuta: Oh shit TheNicestGuy: Wow… A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Senpai’s noticed him, AND he’s gonna be a mod? A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: I’m so fucking jealous
“Well, you know, stay around for five or so years and maybe you’ll become a mod too, Tree.”
A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Goals 🥲🥲🥲 JohnnyYuta: Living the dream, Namhae
“You’re so silly, Tree. Annnnnd, you’re a mod now, Namhae. Quack can message you and tell you the ropes.”
QuackIsWhack✅: We got so many ropes, you’d think it was the Scouts up in here 🗻of Namhae✅: testing…? 🗻of Namhae✅: Oh my god 🗻of Namhae✅: I have a check QuackIsWhack✅: Woowwww JohnnyYuta: Look at himmmm QuackIsWhack✅: How do you feel, Namhae? 🗻of Namhae✅: So special 🥺🥺🥺 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Ahhh my TT QuackIsWhack✅: lolol 🗻of Namhae✅: 😤😤😤 🗻of Namhae✅: Who needs to get banned? Lemme at em! YangYangGangGang: There’s a new Oppa in town
You chuckled. “You’re funny, Namhae.”
“I’ve seen him in my chat occasionally when you’re not streaming, he cracks me up.”
🗻of Namhae✅: 😳😳😳 JohnnyYuta: BOTH senpais have seen him! 🗻of Namhae✅: I don’t know what to do with all this A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Go crazy! Go stupid! SleepySheepy😴: Go apeshit MinHoe: Sleepy, answer me dammit SleepySheepy😴: 😴😴😴
You laughed at the chat.
Di-Dng!
Di-Dng!
“Heyyy, BrickTheBracken and MickTheMacken are here!”
“Hey guys,” Keeho said.
“Hey hey,” Bracken and Mick responded.
“Are you guys in the same room again? You’re a little echoey.”
“Sorry,” Bracken responded. “We just moved into the new place and we’re not totally set up yet.”
“I’ll take my laptop to the other room,” Mick offered. A few seconds went by and he could be heard shuffling his headset. “This better?”
“Much better.” Keeho answered.
“Do we know if Yeji or Ryujin are going to show up?” You asked.
“They should,” Bracken offered. “Maybe they had to stay late at their day jobs?”
Di-Dng!
“Don’t even fucking talk about day jobs,” Ryujin exploded into the chat. “I was watching you guys on the way home and I’m so mad I had to stay late. I wanted to be around for the nugget raid.”
You laughed.
“Love a good nug raid.”
🗻of Namhae✅: Everyone loves nugs 🗻of Namhae✅: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 QuackIsWhack✅: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 StrickenChicken: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 UltimateHyung: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 LeaBea: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 JohnnyYuta: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 TheNicestGuy: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 YangYangGangGang: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 SleepySheepy😴: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 LeaBea: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 JohnnyYuta: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 There’sARockInMySock: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 MinHoe: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 LuciPURR: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 JohnnyYuta: All hail the nugs!
“Ryujin, are you watching my chat?”
“I ammmm, thanks guys. Now I really feel like I was at the earlier raid.”
“My chat’s pretty sweet.”
A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: You’re sweet
“Oh, Tree, I’m blushing. My heart just went ‘doki doki,’ dude.”
A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: 😳😳😳
“Can you quit flirting with your chat and accept my invite?” Keeho asked.
“I’m not flirting with anyone. They’re all just lovely people.”
“Uh huh.”
“I don’t see an invite from you.”
“Huh? Oh, I didn’t add you.”
“HA!” You laughed loudly.
QuackIsWhack✅: F A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: F StrickenChicken: F UltimateHyung: F SleepySheepy😴: F I💚Keeho: F LeaBea: F JohnnyYuta: F TheNicestGuy: F There’sARockInMySock: F MinHoe: F 🗻of Namhae✅: F, senpai
“At least Namhae respects me.”
🗻of Namhae✅: I respect you, sunbaenim
“All I need is your respect, Namhae.” Keeho said as he held his fist to his chest and pretended to struggle with his emotions.
You laughed. “Close my stream, dammit!”
“I’m going to close it when we start playing.”
Di-Dng!
“Guys! I made it!” Yeji yelled, winded.
“Okay, okay, calm down.” Keeho responded. “Do you want us to play a round while you get situated or would you rather play now?”
“I need to play something and not think about the printer that I spent like three hours trying to fix because our office didn’t pay a bill and now the printer company won’t come fix it and no one else can or wants to fix it.”
“Holy shit,” you said. “You’re way too pretty for that, Yeji.”
“I knowwww, I should never have become an office worker. I thought it would be easy.”
“Aww, my baby.”
SleepySheepy😴: WE love you, Yeji I💚Keeho: Yejiiiiiii LeaBea: Aww 😥😥😥 There’sARockInMySock: Yeji! 💜💜💜 QuackIsWhack✅: We love you, bubbah A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Yeji is the prettiest JohnnyYuta: Love our girl StrickenChicken: I’m not wlw, but if I was I would pick you, Yeji UltimateHyung: Were I single, I would ask you out in a manly fashion 🗻of Namhae✅: You deserve better, Yeji
“Are you looking at my chat, Yeji?” You asked.
“Ryujin is showing me. Aww, you guys are sweet.”
“You do deserve better.”
“I know… UGH I have to interview somewhere else or make more money streaming so I can leave.”
“I think you can do it. I mean… I never went to college and here I am.”
“Living the dream, Cat.” Ryujin said.
You laughed. “Nah, I’m living the ‘a lot of hard work and a little luck’.”
“Dang right, hard work,” Keeho said emphatically.
“Mhm.”
“Now: Are we finally going to play?”
“Yes!”
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(masterpost)
i will be using this tracker:
which means that there are in total 69 locations (nice!), aka 69 Pokemons I can catch in total (one per area - not counting the starter)
since one poll can only have max. 12 options, this means six (6) polls lmao 💀
so my idea was that I make a poll whenever I get twelve names (it's a first-come first-served situation). The poll will only be one day long instead of the one week since it will be used not to decide which names will be used (all of them) but the order in which the pokemon will be names.
So the first pokemon I catch will get the name with the most votes, the second with the second most votes, the 12th I catch will get the name with the least votes etc etc
if two or more names have the same percentage of votes i will catch the pokemon, show a screenshot, and make another one day poll showing only these options
ex.:
[picture pokemon]
WHICH NAME FOR [insert pokemon species]
> option A (had 12% in the og poll)
> option B (also had 12% in the og poll)
> option C (also also had 12%in the og poll)
note that it isn't only character names that can be used!! locations (f.ex. urithiru), events (f.ex. recreance), phenomena (f.ex. everstorm), etc etc can also be submitted! the only rule is that it have something to do with the stormlight archive series - your imagination is the limit !!
first twelve (1-12):
1. stick
2. chiri-chiri
3. spear
4. stormlight
5. honor
6. radiant
7. shallan
8. adolin
9.
10.
11.
12.
#hope everything is understandable and makes sense lmao#stormlight archive#pokemon emerald#stormlight nuzlocke
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Fic game
Rules: Give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the fewest words.
Thanks for the tag @aknightreaderr
The most hits: The time has cum! Execute Order 69 (3,993)
First of all, I even forgot that I wrote this. I'm even surprised so many people like it. But for some reason it has the most hits from all of my fanfics. Why? I don't know. As title suggests, it's smut mixed with crack (or rather my very poor attempt at writing something spicier, because I cringed when I was trying to read it again).
To be honest, I'm considering removing this work from public, for two reasons: 1. I'm not sure if it's actually good, 2. I'm only writing SFW stuff (nothing explicit), so this fic doesn't fit to my account.
Short summary: Palpatine gives the wrong order to execute. What could go wrong?
The most kudos: Goodbye, Little 'Soka (73)
I never expected that so many people would like this fanfic. I also love that long comment I get, that's something I will never forget. I consider this as one of my the best fics. Short summary: Plo Koon is feeling terrible after Ahsoka left the Jedi Order.
The most comments: Life Day on Krownest (28)
I wrote this as a part of the sabezra secret event. I would say it's one of my best fanfictions as well, readers even wanted continuation, and I wrote a second chapter to it. Short summary: Ezra is spending his first Life Day with Sabine's family.
The most bookmarks: Lost on the Peridea (10 in statistics page, 8 when you click on fic)
Actually, my most bookmarked fic is "Goodbye, Little 'Soka", but I didn't want to repeat this fic, so I placed "Lost on the Peridea" instead. I even recently got a comment on this fic, so it's nice that somebody found it. Short summary: Ahsoka and Sabine are lost on the Peridea after Thrawn managed to escape. They both are missing their loved ones.
The most words: Better Days
11,511 words This is my very first fanfiction, and I'm also considering removing this fic from public. It doesn't even have a proper summary on AO3. I have a plan to rewrite this one day.
Short summary: Anakin doesn't fell to the Dark Side and helps to defeat Palpatine.
Fewest words: Masked
494 words
I also forgot about this fanfiction. I think it was written for the foxiyo week in 2023. Short summary: Rebellion AU, Fox is captured during one of the missions and waits for rescue.
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Day 69 of doodling Hollow Knight characters until Silksong comes out
Heh nice
ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!! STARTING NOW, I WILL BE PAUSING THIS SERIES because I am participating in ARTFIGHT!!! My main focus will be Hollow Knight, so feel free to attack my ocs! Here is my artfight: https://artfight.net/~Kusi
Also, I’m honestly getting a bit burnt out from doing this challenge, so when I return to it after Artfight is over I will be changing the rules I set for myself (some people on Twitter already know heheh) so stick around for that!

#hollow knight#hollow knight art#hollow knight fanart#silksong#hollow knight silksong#kusi hk daily#hk pale king#hollow knight pale king#the pale king
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ello it is me mile tails prower (im acttecly eeveegameing1223 sup fuckers i have no shame but this is my frist tumblr account sooo ye this isn't a rp account but i gotta roleplay anyways)
my friends are @grapeloverknuckles (@pngsunny and im friends with them irl) @the-ultimate-life-form-69 (there actlly nice irl) @rouge-the-bat-real (hopefully in real life and online) and therealestsonic (@ollie-online and im also friends with them irl) (note: the reson i know them irl is bc i go to the same school as them)
rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (read them pls)
rule 1 no NSFW im a minor (both irl and in charter)
rule 2 self harm, racism, suicide, bullying, etc and respect everyone on my blog and if you don't the you botta be blocked
and that's all i got for now :3
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